What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 12:09
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
See how the national debt grew to more than $36 trillion - The Washington Post
share office space ...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Chime prices IPO at $27 a share, above its expected range - MarketWatch
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC
No way
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...